Sports? Let's just say he gets tired from just watching the game. ⚽🏀🏆 If benchwarming were an Olympic sport, he'd have at least one gold medal (by accident, of course).
Gaming? Oh boy! 🎮 Remember that "Press Start" button? Yeah, he struggles with that too. In fact, he’s the reason "Easy Mode" was invented. His gaming skills are like a rare mythical creature – no one’s ever seen them.
Success? Never heard of it. 🙃 If there was a competition for failing, he'd probably trip and lose that too.
He’s the personification of “Don’t worry, it gets worse.” When it comes to life, Ritesh’s motto is: "Why do today what you can mess up tomorrow?"
Self-esteem? Oh, he left that somewhere... possibly with his ability to win at rock-paper-scissors. 🪨📄✂️ Spoiler alert: still hasn’t found it.
Life achievements? Well, once, he ate an entire pizza by himself in under 10 minutes. That’s got to count for something, right? 🍕
But hey, here’s the thing—Ritesh’s fails are so epic, they’re legendary. In fact, the universe is probably keeping a special blooper reel of his life, and let’s be honest, it’s comedy gold. 🎬😂